| The POSH Award | Most Runs in the Year | |
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| 2022-23 | Rapid Withdrawal | 
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| 2021= | Blowfelt Rapid Withdrawal |
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| 2020= | Blowfelt Count Roadkill |
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| 2019 | Blowfelt |  |
| 2011-18 | Double Entry |  |
| 2010 | Private Parts |  |
| 2009 | Count Roadkill |  |
| 2008 | Donut |  |
| 2007 | Flo & Overflo |  |
| 2006 | Captain Fantaaastic |  |
| 2005 | Ringer |  |
| Layer of the Year | Most Runs Laid | |
| 2022-23 | Rapid Withdrawal |
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| 2021= | Lulu Rapid Withdrawal |
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| 2020= | Count Roadkill Rapid Withdrawal |
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| 2019= | Blowfelt Bangers Clap Trap Cyclopath Hot Shot |
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| 2018 | Rapid Withdrawal |  |
| 2017 | Catch-It & Clap Trap |  |
| 2016= | Capt Fantaastic Forking Dickchair |
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| 2015 | Clap Trap |  |
| 2014 | Forking Dickchair |  |
| 2013 | Rapid Withdrawal |  |
| 2010-12 | Private Parts |  |
| 2009 | Airscrew |  |
| 2008 | Donut |  |
| 2007 | Private Parts |  |
| 2006 | Private Parts |  |
| 2005= | Capt Fantaaastic Private Parts |
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| 2004 | Poopa (Walnut Whip Willy) |  |
| 2003 | Shaggy |  |
| The POOR (Posh Out Of Reach) Award | Close But No Cigar | |
| 2023 | Goodhead |  |
| 2022 | Golden Globes |  |
| 2021 | Lady Penelope |  |
| 2020 | Rapid Withdrawal |  |
| 2019 | Double Entry |  |
| 2018 | Blowfelt |  |
| 2017 | Blowfelt |  |
| 2016 | Ringer |  |
| 2015 | Blowfelt |  |
| The Turnip Prize | Best Wurdz | |
| 2023 | Nice Paps |  |
| 2022 | Forkin' Dickchair |  |
| 2021 | Goodhead |  |
| 2020 | Depth Charge |  |
| 2019 | Capt Fantaaastic |  |
| 2018 | Mini Mo (for Leveret & Hot Shot) |
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| 2017 | Nik-Nak |  |
| 2016 | Rapid Withdrawal |  |
| 2015 | Shagpile |  |
| 2014 | Shagpile |  |
| 2013 | Bangers |  |
| 2012 | G-String |  |
| Runs | Individual Run Awards | |
| Captain Fantaaastic 6 March 2022 |
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| Runs | Individual Run Awards | |
| Runs | Individual Run Awards | |
| Count Roadkill 22 January 2023 |
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| Gorjoyce 25 February 2024 |
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| Runs | Individual Run Awards | |
| Shagpile 16 November 2014 |
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| Ringer 6 January 2019 |
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| Pongo 24 April 2022 |
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| Lady Penelope 11 February 2023 |
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| Runs | Individual Run Awards | |
| White Rabbit 17 January 2010 |
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| Underlay 20 September 2015 |
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| Rapid Withdrawal 10 April 2022 |
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| Double Entry 15 August 2022 |
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| Runs | Individual Run Awards | |
| Florence 15 April 2007 |
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| Pecker 8 January 2012 |
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| Nik Nak 24 December 2017 |
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| Knobber 19 May 2019 |
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| Forking Dickchair 12 December 2021 |
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| Bangers 27 March 2022 |
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| Runs | Individual Run Awards | |
| Cardiac 6 June 2004 |
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| Donut 24 August 2009 |
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| Five Baah 24 February 2013 |
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| Private Parts 10 November 2013 |
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| Blowfelt 21 August 2022 |
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| Runs | Individual Run Awards | |
| Big Bird | ||
| Wonder Woman | ||
| Smiffo 25 November 2007 |
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| Stallion 12 July 2010 |
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| Shaggy 16 January 2011 |
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| Pussies Galore 18 October 2015 |
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| G-String 28 March 2016 |
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| Shufflecock 6 August 2018 |
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| Submissive 15 July 2019 |
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| Depth Charge 19 July 2021 |
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| Clap Trap 4 September 2022 |
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| Catch-it 7 January 2024 |
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| Runs | Individual Run Awards | |
| Chrispy Noodles | ||
| Jorvik | ||
| Ringkisser 13 August 2001 |
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| Penetrator 24 February 2002 |
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| BOF 8 August 2008 |
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| Airscrew 1 November 2009 |
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| Bell End 4 July 2011 |
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| Skidmark 24 November 2013 |
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| Screamer 8 December 2013 |
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| Walnut Whip Willy 13 June 2016 |
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| Frau Krafty Rot 29 May 2022 |
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| Edwina 1-2-3 27 November 2022 |
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| Golden Globes 28 January 2024 |
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