Yet again – for the 11th time in recorded history – another highly successful Christmas Posh Nosh. Everyone thoroughly enjoyed it. Stars of the show deserving of most of the credit this year: Lady P, GoneReal and Clap Trap for the excellent food, Rapid and The Count for the Awards Presentation Ceremony, an unknown lady from the Southern Seas for exotic dancing (Golden Globes was in the loo and missed the performance again) and our favourite one man band Gavin. But also loads of hashers who set up then cleared up the hall, and served then cleared up the plates. Superb team effort as ever.
Also worthy of mention:
Knobber – who had the hash awards engraved and then left them at home making something of a farce of the build up to the presentation. Oh how we laughed!
Lost Cause – who managed to stop eating and dancing just about long enough to receive his 100 Run Award with a great deal of dignity despite a large helping of emotion.
Forking – who held the satellite dish aloft as Rapid managed to contact by video link Minja Turtle on a beach in the Caribbean.
Cyclopath – who for a moment thought the video link with her daughter really was live.
Double Entry – for an absolutely stunning dress and Hash Flash for gallantly failing to get a decent photo of it.
For the record the Booze Hound Awards would have gone to:
Layer of the Year – Bangers
Turnip Prize – Best Wurdz – Capt F
RA's Wooden Spoon – Knobber
POOR Award – Posh Out Of Reach – Double Entry
POSH Award – Get A Life – Blow Felt
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