Run 1505

Sunday 14 December 2019

The Bedford, Great Denham Golf Village


Hares: Jamrag and Lulu

HASHERS: 18  ANKLE BITERS: 1  MUTTS: 3


First Run from a Golf Club!


Knobber and the swollen Great Ouse


Biddenham Village Pond


Lady P still dishing out Posh Nosh food


Millispeed retains Mutt of the Year trophy


Cyclopath, fooled by live link


Run deemed worthy of drinks for Hares


Mulled wine at chez Jamrag ...


... well protected from intruders


Blowers accepts POSH Award, at last


Bangers is Layer of the Year


Clearly Bad Parenting

The aftermath of the Posh Nosh party failed to deter those attending the Sunday hash with few, in fact no signs of excessive consumption of the Christmas spirit (if they did it was well hidden). Hares Lulu and Jamrag guided the pack from The Bedford, Great Denham Golf Village. A first but no doubt not the last time a golf club will be used.

In the bright winter sun the pack set off towards the Great Ouse following its banks before heading into the village of Biddenham around the church and along Coffin Path past the village pond. It is assumed that the name is taken from the activity as the path is the most direct route to the church and grave yard.

Jamrag led from the front across the golf course with a focus of providing the FRBs with an additional mile whilst Lulu kept the knitting circle together in order that all would arrive at the same time for a preplanned stop with Jam-tart providing much welcomed mulled wine and hot sausage rolls. With alcohol levels topped up it was on inn back to the golf club.

Christmas cheer continued with Lady P providing the most amazing mince tart which was followed by cheese and biscuits. By the time everyone departed there was nothing left of the previous night gastronomic delights.

Drinking beer and eating cake 5 Baah was observed still running back to the car park!!!

Two awards were handed out with Bangers getting the Layer of the Year award and Blow Felt the POSH award. Not sure why these were not presented at Posh Nosh [lets name namest knobber left them at home ... ed]. Cylopath received a down down for thinking that the video of Minja on the beach that was shown at the party was a live link via satellite!!

Bell End Too and Goodhead both received their just reward (beer) for failing to provide Princess Theakstons with adequate clothing for the hash. Fortunately Lady P came to the rescue.

With glasses empty and only crumbs left on the table the hash departed with the Wellington Arms in Bedford already on the minds of the real ale drinkers.

ON ON - LULU