Verily with the rains receding and the sun shining the 12 disciples ventured forth from their arks for Chapter 15 Verse 01 of H5.

And Lo it came to pass that the former advisor of Religious Affairs set forth to lead the way through the woods to the promised beer.

The crusade was a treacherous trail, leading all across shiggy, lake and dale however all were undaunted by the challenge even though the blessed Golden Globes cast doubt on the size of the dobs, suggesting an impact by the cold weather. Edwina was a latecomer to the pack, blaspheming about diversions set by the devil, but the trail was marked and the lost sheep found his way to join the fold. However heresy was the order of the day, with Numbers ignored and many trails deemed to be leading the faithful astray from the one true direction.

At the water crossing, Bangers held up his staff, demanding the waters to part, but alas this was not the case, forcing Edwina to act as the saviour carrying the newly shoed Gorjoyce to safety. There was to be no fireman’s lift from Lulu this time.

With paths divulging for the Righteous and the Ascetics, all found their way to the promised beer with the hour.

Forking led the final revelation, warning Jane of false pagan gods drawn by the hounds of hell and punishing the episcopal Count for worshiping in the inner circle. His gospel continued with trumpets and drums for the mighty Horns (Watford FC) before time travel was announced back to 1500 for the next run at the Old Transporter Ale House followed by a trip to the Dogs.

Written in the Year of the Hop Trotter by the esteemed and revered Rapid.