Run 1486

Monday 6 August 2019

The Knife and Cleaver, Houghton Conquest


Hares: Lulu & Blow Felt

HASHERS: 18  ANKLE BITERS: 1  MUTTS: 1


DE Tells Capt F it is past his bed time


Determined to get rid of the cock one way or another


Pointing Pecker


Teenage Spot


Many Happy Returns Pongo


Fondling Forking picks up the cock challenge


A trim bush The Count would be proud of


The Bermondsey Beer Boys



The sun continued to shine as a pensive LuLu watched a stream of hashers arrive at the Knife and Cleaver in Houghton Conquest to witness the newest virgin lead the On Out. Ably assisted by the vastly experienced Blow Felt the hash got under way following the traditional presentation of the birthday hat to Pongo by Lady P. The hash weaved backwards and forwards around the housing estates before arriving at Houghton Conquest Wood that forms part of the vast Marston Vale forest.

Blow Felt suddenly had a memory lapse laying down chalk arrows in the opposite direction from the intended route and contrary to those laid by LuLu. A brief discussion was had and the hash was soon redirected making their way up London Road before crossing several fields to access the ancient meadows believed to be 400 years old and now designated as a Site of Special Scientific Interest (SSSI).

The Very Short Cut was ignored by all! LuLu offered the FRBs an additional circuit of Long Meadow which was also taken up by Double Entry much to Blow Felt's dismay. His concern was ill founded as DE set a walking pace that would put her into contention for the 2020 Olympics. The hash eventually arrived back at the pub spot on time (to Lulu's relief) for some very expensive refreshments.

Pongo was the first to crack at the price of a pint, dropping his to the floor much to the dismay of all. Fortunately his Birthday Down Down replenished his glass after Blow Felt took pity and offered up part of his.

With Rapid forming the circle, Minja announced she had had enough cock for the week.... 2 weeks....3 weeks and gave it one last toss off (the shoulder). The homeless cock soon found sanctuary with Forking following his Down Down for allegedly getting too familiar with Minja's left tit.

Further awards went to Capt F for attempting to camouflage his teenager sized spot by dabbing white paint around his body!

The Bermondsey mile quartet, (Forking, Rapid, Ringer & Depth Charge.) were still on real ale mode, so a Down Down was sought to ensure their alcohol levels did not fall dangerously below that of the Whaley Bridge dam.

Knobbers waxing lyrical during a Down Down coupled with practising his 2019 xmas cracker jokes saw him finish the remaining half pint Down Down before the circle was disbanded.

On On to the Star and Garter in Silsoe where Cyclopath and Minja take up the gauntlet.