On the same weekend that Luton Town FC won the League 1 title to go up into the Championship next season, H5 made their sixth visit to The Crown in Flitwick. Although the new-born royal sproglet wasn't in the circle for the start of the run, he will be delighted to share future birthday down-downs with Lady Pee, Frau Krafty Rot and Nicey.

Off went the Hash and a new section of the Moor was found, behind the mill, on a recently opened pathway. On the Moor it was a charge over to a dividing point, where the knitting circle went left and the runners turned right. There were Fairy doors to be found with Subby knocking to see if anyone was home.

A gallery of pictures by an esteemed artist cum Spitfire Pilot was found in a spruced up old barn, that in its history was known as a favoured dogging spot. Count Roadkill then followed a blank trail without any flour only to find himself trapped the wrong side of the river Flit, but he soon swum across to take chase along with Depth Charge, Tim without a name and Rapid in the pursuit of the walking group back-marker, Blow Felt.

The Bond Villain escaped their clutches as he was by then in the bar sipping martinis shaken, not stirred, with Pussies Galore.

In the circle at the end there was a naming ceremony or two. Tim without a name now answers to the 'Shout' of Lu-Lu. Cyclopaths little girl, Clare was packing her luggage for a Patagonian/Catalonian/Japanese turtle hunt, and will henceforth come when summoned as Minja Turtle.

The royal baby still awaits his naming ceremony, but if he is named 'Prince For-King' that alone must push him at least one place up the queue for those waiting to visit the throne-room in the palace.

Its On-On to Rapids Gaff next week.

Crown Prince For-King Dickchair