The Hare at The Hare not The Ship
Looking for a needle on a false trail
The Count and The Cock
Forking at the wrong end of a Plunger
RA self-awards down-down...
Early parking issues resolved
Blowers says what Pongo would've said
Trying to con Leveret
Capt F keeps the Bog Seat
... then tries to talk his way out of it
Some Late Late Wurdz
not entirely written by the Hare.
The wonderful thing about Hashers
Is Hashers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, Countcy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about HotShots
Is I'm the only one
The wonderful thing about R.A.'s
Is R.A.'s are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with Gin and Beer
They love to leap in your laps
They're bouncy, Countcy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about R.A.'s
Is He's not the only one.
Bangers is a wonderful fellah
Globes is awfully sweet
Everyone else is jealous,
And that's why I repeat...
The wonderful thing about Hashers
Is Hashers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs
They're bouncy, Countcy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about Hashers
Is I'm not the only one
(Grrrrrrr...) ooOOooOOOoooOOOoo!!!
After a wet hash with forking passing his cock around what else can a hare write.
On on.