I found my crayons which can only mean that Leveret has gone to school.

Now what happened yesterday? I hear you ask.

We arrived at the boot and circled up ready for the off all except Leroy and Jack who thought they would try driving past the pub twice ( maybe it's one of those strange MKH3 traditions ), the good Capt. F told what I think was meant to be a joke and then blow felt and Leveret tried too sadly no prizes were won.

The on out was then called and off the hash went past the church and on to the first number check taken nicely by Goodhead, from here Forking took the lead and then as if by magic lost it again as a number 4 appeared in his path, it was at this point the Hare became a little shocked by a revelation from Count Road kill when asked if he had his exemption card on him he replied ( R.A.'s be warned ) "it's tattooed to my ass." well it was a bit windy so the hare didn't ask for proof ( maybe Lady P will back him up next week ) ( maybe we don't won't proof).

On we travelled to a stud and Leveret showed his skills in the trouser department to Double Entry and the rest of the hash, Bangers took advantage of this be taking a lead and a dog up the hill at Hollingdon and then down again with the Count both missing a number check ( again I don't think we need to see proof ).

Capt. F now took the lead and found a number check or two as we ran / walked back to Soulbury and straight through some ones garden from here we travelled round the back of the village and back to the pub where down downs were awarded to Forking for no particular reason and Hot Shot for the wrong trousers on a stud.

Down downs were not awarded how ever to the Count for his new art work or to Leroy for being late mainly because Leroy missed this circle too.

On on till we meet at Chez Rapids to ask those important questions

1. Will Leroy make the circle?
2. Will the Count show his card?
3. and most important of all we ask Globes if Rapid is having a birthday, is it a big one?