Posh Nosh 2018

Saturday 15 December 2018

Old Warden Village Hall


Hares: Lady P and GoneReal

HASHERS: 33  WASHERS: 1 lovely 1 BAND: 1 Man


Prep work underway at OWVH


Ringer and Camping Mug guessed the theme


Atomic and Clap Trap add a bit of Class


Catch It: yet more Class


Sue 'n' Haydn in party mode


Bridie and Zebedee have a laugh


POOR Blow Felt and POSH Double


Millyspeed's owner and her award


Mo in spotlight for Mini Mo's Turnip Prize


The HM reveals his new look


Lovely Subby tests the washing-up liquid


Bangers: King of Sausage or Finger


The bloke with the antlers and Brenda


Good Head and The Count go for sparkle


Bell End Too jigs with Subby


The mead drinking set


Rapid wins Layer of the Year ...


... and later becomes tired and emotional


Globes invites Santa Baby ...


... and Blow Felt accepts

What would Leroy have thought of this Run? You don't have to ask, the great man has given his views:

I wasn't going to do this run, but decided with minutes to spare, I need to catch up with me mates and do a bit more social stuff.

After a personal invite from Lady P herself, Mo and I said 'yeah why not'.

Arrived nice n early with usual suspects Rapid an Globes, first person I met was Count, handshakes all round and he says 'Something for you on your table Leroy' He had kindly got me a couple of bottles of ale called 'Jack Spaniels' wot a great start to my evening!

So, on on, the pack has arrived and our MC {The Count} call for Hash Hush, and starts giving orders and the Schedule for the evenings events, 'all sit down, and go and get your soup' were off!

Loads of Christmas cracker pullin and Wizz Bangs, the Gavin The Geetar Man managed a direct hit on my bowl and my soup had extra party popper! I had cunningly brought my tea mug, and Lady P had cunningly brought 'Tea Bags' so now I have everything I need for a great night out, my woman, my tea and 'the Hash'.

Subby was toiling away in the kitchen serving with Lady P and GoneReal and trying to wash up as well, rejecting offers of help with said 'washing up' till I think even she realised there was too much to do without help!

I actually enjoy my posh nosh stint in the kitchen and so do some of the others, I always banter with the bloke with the 'antlers' whose name I can never remember [that'll be pecker ... ed], Eddy was up to his elbows in suds in a very expensive looking pink shirt, as was Zebedee, though his posh pleated shirt was 'suds' white.

Ringer was doin a fine job with the tea towel whilst Pongo and Knobber did stowing the stuff! I think were having more 'Craik' than those on the dance floor 'Trippin the light fantastic'.

This is between the 'ladies' dishing up and serving, wot a good laugh! The entertainment from 'Seductive Santa' was smashin, though Globes had gone to the ladies and missed it!

Hash awards presented and awarded, carry on dancing till you drop! Bell End Too danced with Good Head, Zebedee danced with the lass with permanent smile [thatll be bridie ... ed], Rapid danced with Globes, Blow Felt danced with Pussies, Count danced with Lady P, and Captain F danced with everybody!

Highlights of the evening, Mo, even though slightly unwell, stayed the course and really enjoyed the evening, my Jack Spaniels beer, dueting 'my old mans a dustman' with the Count whilst washing up, watching Blowf train for a 10K by waiting on everybody, and of course the 'Beef Stew' to die for!

Thank you all for a great evening.

On on till next time Leroy X

Hash Flash would like to apologise to PN Mastermind Lady P, Cordon Bleu Chef GoneReal and Super Band Gavin for failing to capture their outstanding contributions photographically.