Run 1424

Monday 4 June 2018

Star and Garter, Silsoe


Hares: Cyclopath & Courtesan

HASHERS: 17  NEWBEES: 1  MUTTS: 2  APRES: 1


Guess who the newie was, wearing this familiar leg/footwear?


Meet Cyclopath's daughter, a natural hasher if ever there was one...


...who said, "I've never held such a sweaty cock"


Keeping the pack together nicely


Forking re-enacts the 'Weeble Fall': down and straight up again


Preparation for the awarding of Hashits


From the cock to the shark on her first run.
Ace hasher!!


Also Hashiteers

When setting the trail with Catch it in bright sunshine, frankly sweltering, we wondered if people would have trouble getting round the trail before dark. Monday, however was another day though, dull and noticeably colder. But the hashers bought their own warmth, fun and laughter...and ran fast and kept warm.

To start us off was the Star and Garter weekly meat raffle in aid of Keech Hospice with both hares being lucky. Cyclo was pleased to win some rather large sausages.

So as the crowd set off past the old Silsoe jail, Forking helpfully checked that the door was locked. If the last occupant was still in there he would be old enough to go across the road to Wrest Park where they're holding the Antiques Road Show in July.

We were joined by newbee Clare, whose socks seemed to confuse some, as to whose daughter she may be. In the absence of the Count's colourful pins, Cyclo had to admit to passing on the sock gene. This being a hash she wasn't going to get off lightly so after not chickening out holding our rubberised friend round the trail, she set off... A full run, down down later and she went home wearing Mr Sharky.

Nik-Nak's trail was slightly longer having to return to turn her cars lights off. She definitely upped her cardio this week to catch the crowd up.

Hot News...In the circle Forking was seen to refuse a beer and nearly threw another over Rapid [perhaps he needs some training from Gorjoyce?: dep Ed] His aim is why he hasn't been called by Luton Town yet. That, and his Weeble-like fall earlier on the trail.

On on to another trail next week in Houghton Regis. You may recognise one of the hares from this week! – COURTESAN

Thanks go to Catch-it for help with the early route-setting walks, we trust you're enjoying your Cornish-getaway.

Early into the Hash, Cyclopath was rather perturbed when glancing back, to see her daughter, being photographed with a cock between her legs! Underlay guilty of cock-handling methinks!

Captain F. regaled a group with his description of his encounter with a fledgling jay by his wheely-bins. Reference was made to the BBC's Springwatch, followed by, "Did you see the programme about Chris Packham & Aspergers?", to which Captain F. wittily retorted, "I've got HASHPERGER'S!"

There was a very jolly & light-hearted atmosphere amongst the Hashers on run 1424 but one intriguing question remains, why did Courtesan feel it necessary to carry a pair of kitchen scissors? Any ideas Double Entry?

Off to grill my bangers.

CYCLOPATH