Run 1314

Monday 16 May 2016

The George IV, Baldock


Hares: Pecker and Knotch

HASHERS: 19  ANKLE BITERS: 4  NEWBEES: 1  MUTTS: 1  APRES: 2


Knotch wasn't really going to drink that flour


Malcolm and Legs returning after a while


Checking a very exciting by pass bridge


Forking enjoys swinging, alledgedly


Hash Bike, drink for apres?


The Frau On Off past The George IV


Newbee Jo


Twin bores? (credit: Rapid)


FDC, proud to be coming out


So good, The Hares appear twice

Congratulations to Knotch (Ruby) this being her debut haring a chip on (off) the old block or is that a blemish on a branch; commiserations to Pecker as he now has a conscience for holding back from laying a torturous trail.

By the way, what was going on in the woods? We both thought it was a simple loop! However, Edwina & Major Tom having sex on the Hash making out at a kissing gate.

Well I saw it all, we done it all, can't remember most of it; however, I often drift away (thinking [sponges] wondering) about how much deeper the oceans would be without the sponges?

Now then, now then, does Underlay have GPS built in? She didn't get much wrong tonight so A* for effort.

So it was not rainin'
They were complainin',
It sometimes was hilly they were strainin',
It wasn't with shiggy They were beratin',
It wasn't cold Some were bold',
It wasn't muddy They're still complainin'
It was long They were tirin'
It was wet They'd like to forget
(Down-Downs) Jo Newie, Rapid Anniversary, Depth Charge Birthday, Malcom & Legs 11 Returnees, Hash Bike Aprez.

Sorry I was trying to get into the Inner psyche of our posthumous RAs, being brave using old school selective rhymes to judge some offending Hashers, 1 potato 2 potato 3 potato more, "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" What happened to thumbs up or down for guilty?

Pecker and Knotch went up the hill and set a trail for Hashers.
Pecker fell down and after popping his calf so now they're little smashers.
Up I got and ON INN did trot.
He went to bed and bumped his head felt bloody well in the morning
After getting the words out on time...

A favourite jokeā€¦ A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem; The Captains Parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick. Once he understood (Parrot) he started shouting out in the middle of the show: "Look it's not the same hat" "Look he's hiding the flowers under the table", "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace spades?" The Magician was obviously furious but couldn't do anything it was after all, the Captains Parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The Magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the Parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a week, and then the Parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the Boat?"

Pecker & Knotch...