Monday 3 August 2015
Knife and Cleaver, Houghton Conquest
Hares: Forking Dickchair and Gorjoyce
HASHERS: 17 MUTTS: 2
Milly enjoys a chat with Rainbow ..
Some Rapidly aged during the held checks
Jubilations for GG, Cillat Bang for PP
DEE DUP, DEE DUP, DE DU DE DU DEE DUP
From within the circle GM Shagpile said 'Step inside, love' to the two birthday girls.
Off the pack set towards the woods. The dithering hares stirred Blow Felt to say 'Something tells me something's gonna happen tonight.' Depth Charge, Underlay and The Count accillarated up the hill only to repeatedly return from number checks with looks like they been dumped after a blind date.
Anyone who had a heart would have offered congratulations and jubilations to Golden Globes on her efforts to keep Rapid in order. There was a view check where Private Parts spoke fondly of his nipper at home, young Sebastian. 'You're my world, but ooh you are a mucky kid'. Dont worry Happy Snaps, I have heard Cillat Bang can help clear most things up.
At the pub a laminated sheet of Cillagrams was handed out for everyone to sing. A live performance at the Cavern Club will be a long way off after tonight's efforts. Bangers picked up on some errors that the typist missed on the proof read. Hash baker then provided a pot of scouse that tasted like cakes.
... but avoids 4-legged friend Nik Nak
Bangers comes down the Hill of Difficulty
No. 1 and No. 2: not the chosen ones