Run 1214Monday 14 July 2014The Three Horseshoes, NortonHare: PeckerHASHERS: 21 ANKLE BITERS: 4 NAUGHTY MUTT: 1 |
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Knotch thinks Birthdays are for young people Knobber is attracted to local pussy Lady P grabs Rapid's Rod |
Hare Pecker (perhaps trying to muscle in on World Cup Celebrations?) was joined under the Birthday Hat by Count Roadkill and Stallion, prompting Lady P to find two more. Having been promised the sight of courting couples in action the well-formed Hash set off eagerly through the churchyard of St Nicholas, Forking declining to comment on the bell-ringer's talent. At Norton Bury Knobber fell under the spell of a cat; no doubt a witch, sent to warn that his was a false trail and that he should be heading towards his home in DSC. As we turned back towards the A1 we encountered a motorbike field trial, which did not end well or, to put it more kindly, the young lady concerned showed a supreme talent for White Rabbit impersonation. Having failed to find the romping couple the Hare took a party in search of springs, the water sort, leaving the Hash to its own devices. Forking amused himself providing advice inspired by a Norton of the Graham variety. Back at the pub Norty, silly Oscar took a chunk out of his Mistress' arm and Hash-wise got away with it, whereas Forking's ruse to obtain a down-down this week was to leave his pumps at home – and RA Shuffle Cock fell for it. Shagpile and Depth Charge rescued the RA by telling Rolf Harris jokes, a crime too dastardly to be ignored. Lady P was given the privilege of holding Rapid's Rod because it seemed to Knotch that she was in need of it. On On to Woburn YOUR SCRIBE |
Forking gives gay advice Local biker tries White Rabbit style parking Two Little Boys with jokes in bad taste |