Run 1205

Monday 12 May 2014

The Vicars Inn, Arlesey

Hare: G-String


The hare struggles to keep up ...

Scenic trail around Henlow Bridge Lakes

Catch it in the baker's apron

Declaration to Members of the H5 Community

I, the accused Hasher known as G-String, being the Party of the First Part, hereinafter referred to as 'The Muppet' and of sound body but feeble mind, declare to the plaintiffs, the members of the H5 community, being the Party of the Second Part, that I did, with foreknowledge and negligence, contrary to Section V Sub-section 17, paragraph 3(g) of the non-rules, hereinafter referred to as 'The Non-Rules', fail miserably to fulfill my post-run duty as layer of the run, hereinafter referred to as 'The Hare', to provide a report, hereinafter referred to as 'The Words', on the said run and that this inaction caused the Scribe and Assistant Scribe respectively, hereinafter referred to as 'The Good Guys', much grief as evidenced by the need of said Scribes to make up these Wurdz.

In my defence I can offer no mitigating circumstances, but only ask that my previous good(ish) conduct as a former winner of the Words of the Year, hereinafter referred to as 'The Turnip Award' be taken into account.

I make my mark below. Dated this 21st day of May in the year of the Cobra.

How THE GM did 1205

... without his little helpers

Boris contemplates the GM's rod

Atomic and Lush at the double