Run 1179Sunday 17 November 2013Chez Kisses, DunstableHares: Ringer and Fat ContHASHERS: 15 MUTTS: 3 |
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The Blue and White Magical Alleycat Run – or, is it possible to get a Pack past a well-known pub?Chapter 1. The Conversion. As I awoke, it dawned on me that Ringer had done something to me that Kisses Anytime had been trying to do to me for ages. Getting me out of bed early on a Sunday morning! |
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Double had the birthday hat Dunstable has Hash friendly paving Madge is comfortable in The Globe 5 Baah finally gets his 400 run award... |
Chapter 2. The Going's On – On! On led via the narrow medieval and wee-smelling alleyways near Ashton Square, to strange white markings in Priory Gardens. You may remember dear reader from my Run 1175 Wordz that local knowledge is a dangerous thing, and that it and Bangers go together like Bangers & Madge! Listening intently to Bangers' history lesson of the Priory's last 800 years, Capt. F quipped; "Was it because Katherine of Aragon wouldn't eat her consommé soup served to her by the Monks in the Refectory that Henry VIII annulled their marriage here?" Then Bangers dropped his 'bombshell'. "We're going to have a tour of the Busway now!" Ringer and I looked at him in dismay. "No, no! We're going up Blows Downs." I retorted. "Likely story! I saw the marks along the busway this morning when I cycled over to Houghton Regis!" he smirked. Shufflecock and the Count front ran the first stretch of the Busway only to catch the first 6 fishhook, much to the cunning Ringer's delight. Dejected, Shuffle ran to the back of the Knitting Circlers, whilst the Count loitered on the brow of the road bridge, as both Shuffle and the Knitters approached him. Then, feigning a jog to the rear, with a smug grin he ran on. The guile of the man! On past the next bus stop (where a few hash winos were waiting for a bus to The White Lion) we all arrived at the Holding check at Dogsh1t Alley. As we waited for the stragglers, I apologised for the distinct lack of guided busses, and how disappointed I was that I could not explain how they worked. Upset by this lack of important information with which to enrich her techno-siblings, the gadget-stricken Subbie wanted to know more of how the Busway worked, but having been newly converted into H5 ways, I could no longer contemplate boring the pants off her! I don't know why, but there were lots of sighs of relief? As we passed Forking's kennel, there appeared to be lights on but nobody in. Bangers' errant son was watching men playing with their balls, so the cunning Ringer put down a BS to fool him on his return. Crossing the busy A5 I saw the front-running Shuffle enter Winfield Street, at the top end of which dear reader, is the renowned Globe Inn. Knowing that he didn't know the area, I watched him. Then, as he approached the pub he raised his arms and stopped outside the door. Dilemma! No BS! "Are we going in F.C?" "No!" I replied. "I'm converted to H5 ways, so no beer stops on my runs anymore!" "I thought you could have arranged for third of a pint glasses F.C.?" Capt. F whined. Had I managed to get the pack past a pub? No! Lights were on, and people were in, so (with not a penny between us) we entered. "I've taken the pledge. I'll have a half of that fine Porter please!", the Count replied when asked what he would like. To which Ringer responded, "Does that mean Port?" |
Doing well for 800 years old No Beer Stop at Bangers' Abode ... ... and none at Forking's Gaff ...and Ringer gets his 500th. Hover/tap to see the caricature |
Chapter 3. The Aftermath! Epilogue. If only 5 Baah had taken the bother to get genetically closer matched hybrids he could, by now, have been awarded both his 400th and 500th Run Awards, thus he would not have been usurped by Ringer; and mismanagement would have been none the wiser! As for me, 'recidivism' is my middle name! |