Movie 1115

Sunday 23 September 2012

Sunday 23 September MMXII

Shot on location at: The Golden Pheasant, Biggleswade

Director: Depth Charge

HASHERS: 12  MUTTS: 1  APRES: 2

The (not so) Dirty Dozen - Rated 18
Working title - Hash 1115

Starring in order of appearance
The one who has just arrived back from 30 degree temperatures...Double Entry
The one with the German Sounding name.............................Atomic Titten
The one who assumes leadership when no one else will.............Count RoadKill
The one with the big smile despite the cold conditions...............Lady P
The one with the Sun tan that really should have faded by now.....Mekon
The one who gets all the number checks...............................Zebedee
The one who like throwing sticky seed pods at everyone............Dead Animal
The one who attacks cyclists............................................Foxy Lady
The one with the Birthday...............................................Bell End
The quiet spoken one with the buzz cut hairstyle.....................Edwina 123
The one with the cute puppy...........................................Subby and Oscar
The Harey one who kind of made it up................................Me (Depth Charge)
Supporting Cast
The one with the still sore Back........................................Custard
The one with the still not so sore Back................................Spotted Dick
Storyline
A Major Hasher with an attitude problem and a history of getting things done is told to interview running/drinking prisoners with death sentences or long terms for a dangerous Hash; To run around behind enemy lines and cause havoc for the residents of a sleepy Bedfordshire town on the eve of D-Day.
Did you know Trivia:- There was no HM,GM or RA these leadership duties were seized by Count Roadkill who showing years of Military style know how appointed Bell End as Secret RA.
Goofs: Down Downs were awarded to: Depth Charge as Hare, and another one for laying a trail where noisy runners Shout "ON-ON" past a significant number of fishermen out to enjoy a quiet Sunday morning.
Bell End for being a year older than he ever was before.
Mekon, for still sporting her marvellous tan after all this time and for her numerous mentions of canoeing down this particular stretch of the Ivel.
Dead Animal for repeatedly peppering the Hash with sticky pod seeds at every possible opportunity.
Foxy Lady for assisting previous offender and for attacking cyclist just before the On INN.
Count Roadkill for his brightly coloured (blindingly) internet purchased new shoes.
Subby because she moaned that there was actually a down down she could happily drink and the fact that Lost Cause wasn't there.
There may have been others, but by this time the credits were rolling as it was getting cold outside!
Sequel:- This episode was thought to be unrepeatable so next week's show will be Hash 1116 which will be shown on Saturday 29th and will feature bicycles!!!

Reviewed by: Depth Charge - On On

Not The Count's Best Day: an Apology
In the absence of any form of HM, The Count was called upon and the responsibility went straight to his head. No chance at all of the Sat Nav going on, so no route this week. And the Hash Flash machine had Flash forced off as the Circle took cover from rain, so snaps not up to the usual standard. 'Spose I should of said it was a special camera effect at the behest of the Director
Hey, hum ... Hashit for The Count.
Here's the TRAIL PER THE HARE