Blue Plaque for Frau K Rot
Birffday hat for Hare Knobber
PP, doesn't know bum from tum
Would you Adam and Eve it: turned out H4 was laying a trail on our patch. Diabolical liberty, but rarver than get in a three and six (that's more than a two and eight) abart it, we done our trail in a cockney accent so as not to get all confused like.
Anyways, Ringer calls the circle and some new geezer wiv a rucksack called Bob was introduced. Dunno what his name was though larflarf. Then it was off over the frog and toad and into the Whitechapel area of Bawldock, loads of alleys and an old church.
Artervatt, the Daily Mail headed off toward some place cawldLetchwurf, and Zebedee and Shafflecock nearly gets there before the pack finds the apples and pears up to the old park and they as to come back.
Then once we crossed that this Frau bird gets all excited and starts leggin it all over the place. Turns out she used to dwell here and eventually the tin tack ends up outside her old drum at somewhere called Hadrians Wall. Lived there til she was 23 she said - good memory I'd say larflarf eh? There was even one of them plackswot says so.
Nice gaff too. Insidekarsy, the lot, and very handy for the A1M. But nowheres near a junction, so you would have to drive past it either way to drive a few miles to a junction, and then drive all the way back. So if you forgot summink, you have to go on to the next junction to go home again, when it would have been easier to park on the hard shoulder, drop a rope over the edge and slip down onto Hadrian's Wall, collect your things, shimmy up the rope and drive orf again. Wonder how many times that happened?
Then we're off froo the indastrial area where there's faktris and vatt, then owf up this long ill to Nawtun. The pack was pretty cream crackered by then so we dropped darn froo the fields and ended apgoinfroo a little tannel under the railway and back to the rub a dub.
Dunnowot happened after that. There was down downs but I can't remember who or why, but we had a bit of a larf and that's wot matters.
Da Doo to The Dingley at Bennyton
Barclays and Hairy Gussett
[Might have to explain that one. Barclays ... Bank .... Robber ... Knobber, gedit?]
Thongo on Winds of Change: a By-Past Town
Pussies asks The Questions of Newbee Bob
Forking: new policy on leads and benches?