Run No 976Sunday 14 March 2010Engineers Arms, Henlow
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Shuffle's got it made, has he not? His local is The Engineers and he is building up quite an impressive harem of hashing chauffeuses. Not only that but he comes up with bright ideas. Like "I'm haring next week but I can't be arsed and H4 are at The Engineers so why don't we parasite them?". I suppose one good reason was that we hashed from there 3 weeks ago and another is we have a joint with H4 next week, but let's not be picky. ON ON TO THE FAIRWAY TAVERN, PANSHANGER, WELWYN GARDEN SHAGGY PLUG'S BLACKPOOL WEEKEND 17/19 SEPTEMBER LOOKS GOOD |
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Lest these pages get a reputation for censorship we feel obliged to pass on these worms of wisdom from Forking Dickchair, he of the T-Shirt fame. You will like them: While the Count waits for his voluptuous nubile female assistant that he can offer hands on experience to, how about a bit of Forking to fill in on a run that was shared with H4 and without any hare of our own here goes? Let me take you back to my very first ever hash run. It was 1984, Frankie goes to Hollywood and all that music, a friend in the army had a Sony upright record player. I was based in Germany and barely out of school other than a YTS placement where I was making more money than I ever got paid by claiming the 55 pence bus fare each day despite the fact I cycled to Luton for a month or two. I soon took the Queen's shilling and thought the army offered me an outlet. I soon found it as I was running for the Regiment most weeks. One weekend the cross country training was replaced by a visiting hash house harrier pack that filled a Saturday afternoon with another run. Was I interested, is the Pope a Catholic? The late General Sir Nigel Bagnell was the starter, as we all lined up waiting for him to drop the Union Jack flag. Having never hashed before, let alone got any idea of how it works I was FRBing away into the forest wondering where the competition was that afternoon? All I remember is the route was circular around an old disused quarry. I was often diving into the bushes looking for this trail we were all supposed to be following. I never saw any, but what I remember more about that day than anything was the after run drinking. Several games, from the boat race to bottle drop, strip poker and a crate of beer that just went on and on and on. One of the officers present quoted "Copious quantities of falling-over water were consumed". I never thought any more of hash running for years. I thought it was a military pastime. Many years, twelve fraulines later I was living back home with Bangers and mum, when I chanced upon a shop customer buying sausages while wearing a Belgian hash T shirt. His name was Brian [does he drink at the bricklayers.... ed] and we went to a couple of runs with H5, one being a White Rabbit two hour special. Brian left the country, closely pursued for tax purposes. Without a friend it was nigh impossible for me to find out about this exciting non-curriculum sport I so craved. Thank goodness for Mrs Forking for marrying me in 2001 and us going on line. I was searching the web and after finding H5 haven't looked back. Enough of that and what about run 976 at the Engineers arms, it was memorable for the pub being locked till what seemed like half past midday as the cleaner had double locked the front door thus barring the barmaid from opening with her single key. You've read the words, and some have got the T-shirt so it's on-on to another shared H4 run in Welwyn at the Fairway Tavern. FORKING DICK CHAIR Order your t shirt on line from Rapid |