Run 102026 December 2010The Chequers, Woolmer GreenHares: The Count & Lady PHASHERS: 22 ANKLE BITERS: 1 MUTTS: 2 |
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Emily was very impressed Scrummy begs for more layers Submissive hopes it's not true |
Just what Lady P needed - a morning lay on Christmas Day - but it had to be done as the options were limited, with a tart to be finished off before 1020, and she entered into it with gusto. Too much gusto for some of the lanes around Woolmer Green, ice covered as they were after last week's snow had been compacted by vehicles, but it was The Count who ended up on his backside after an ill placed boot (his own for once). Hence, after a circle delayed somewhat while the presiding Hash Mattress and her entourage arrived and decamped, the Hare's Warning: beware of five things ice, ice, ice, ice, ice and ice. Sure enough, once a field had been crossed in the St Stephen's Day sunshine, Mardley Wood negotiated and the A1(M) underpassed, the hash arrived at those slippery lanes. And as night follows day, someone had to fall and it was .... none other than our own HM Scrummy Dumps, who finished quite an impressive routine with a slide worthy of Strictly. The initial self-diagnosis of dislocated shoulder was politely considered - after Hash Flash had taken the obligatory snap - and Lush, despite being busy carrying an armful of surplus clothing, found time to give advice along the lines "get up you silly bitch, you're fine". Thankfully Scrummy was at least the latter. Just enough time to lose Jas in the Wood - he found a check missed by the pack on their way out, but soon rediscovered the trail home - before some chips and roasties (the first of many for Grace) by the open fire at The Chequers. And a chance to meet Emily Skidmark (aged 15 days) for the first time: she was clearly very impressed by the whole experience. THE COUNT. |
The St Stephens Day sunshine H1020 wood posers Jas ducked in time, this time |