Run 905The Cross Keys, TotternhoeSunday, 30 November 2008Hares: Ringer & ForkingHASHERS: 10 ANKLE BITERS: 1 MUTTS: 1 |
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We were warned ... .. it was more like a bobsleigh run. The new Nike Plastliner, as modelled by FDC |
Just looked at my (Ringer) last Words, which started: Flaming June. Flaming June! Bloody June!, Sodd'n June! And so it proved once again; conditions were, shall we say, testing. Capt. F called the circle to order, then relocated it to be around White Rabbit, who was away from the centre of things, donning footwear. The hash set off, down to a bridge over a little stream. The wet weather laid on by the new RA Rapid Withdrawal made the area around the stream rather marshy, muddy and wet, and it didn't get any better. The best dressed hasher for these conditions was Megan in her pink wellies who showed Grandpa Donut how to do it. Despite the cunning hares laying a run initially in the opposite direction, after many falsies and number checks it was worked out that the route would probably be around Totternhoe quarry. With first class shiggy laid on it was amazing under the slippery conditions that the shiggy wasn't laid in as well - well it was; the Count measured his length in it (I might just reword that) and nearly lost his camera (with all our valuable pics) in the stuff. Several other hashers came in close contact as well. At one number check of 6 it was lucky that six hashers were still doggedly pressing on uphill in the driving rain in conditions underfoot not too different from those familiar with Glastonbury. Halfway round the route, in a crater resembling a scene Knobber compared to the Somme, extreme terrain had to be traversed. It could be compared to a typical entry level course to joint the Royal Commandos. Pussies Galore was not scared of going commando and still wearing her colourfully trimmed pixie hat was helped up and down the greasy incline by Sherpa Bangers. OnOn to next week, The Red Lion at Breachwood Green |
Pussies shows off her new chastity belt A first? That circle in a brick bus shelter RA cheers us up despite another weather gaff |