Run No 849Village Hall, Old WardenSaturday, 15th December 2007Hares: Gorgoyce & Private PartsHASHERS: 19 NEWEES: 1 |
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Our newee, whatsername The phoney Christmas tree GM shows off his pressie Wallah & Flo, Getalife Award |
On the first day of Christmas the GM said to me a party in a village Hall. On the second day of Christmas the GM said to me two hares a‑laying and a party in a village Hall. On the third day of Christmas the GM said to me three brass horns, two hares a‑laying and a party in a village Hall. On the fourth day of Christmas the GM said to me four calling hashers, three brass horns, two hares a‑laying and a party in a village Hall. On the fifth day of Christmas the GM said to me five Golden rings!! four calling hashers, three brass horns, two hares a‑laying and a party in a village Hall. On the sixth day of Christmas the GM said to me no children partying, five Golden rings!!, four calling hashers, three brass horns, two hares a‑laying and a party in a village Hall. On the seventh day of Christmas the GM said to me no Santa Claus, no children partying, five Golden rings!!, four calling hashers, three brass horns, two hares a‑laying and a party in a village Hall. On the eighth day of Christmas the GM said to me change the F... day!!, no Santa Claus, no children partying, five Golden rings!!, four calling hashers, three brass horns, two hares a‑laying and a party in a village Hall. On the ninth day of Christmas the GM said to me find new hares, change the F... day!!, no Santa Claus, no children partying, five Golden rings!!, four calling hashers, three brass horns, two hares a‑laying and a party in a village Hall. On the tenth day of Christmas I said to the GM no sodding hares to be found!! On the eleventh day of Christmas I said to the GM it's me then. On the twelth day of Christmas we had a lovely run in the sunshine with a great party after. On On GorJoyce |