Run No 833

The Crown, Aston End

Monday, 27th August 2007

Hares: Private Parts & Scoobydoo

HASHERS: 12 (maybe more)

The first nice weekend for months saw a smaller than usual turnout (presumably most people had gone away for the weekend, or had not sobered up from the night before). The circle was ...???... the hares introduced the run, with Scuby Do demonstrating a fetching (indeed, retching) pair of breasts with the hashit. The warm weather meant that most of the hash were even more ...???... than usual - even Shagpile (fresh from Nash Hash) and Pongo qualified for numbered checks at least once! Only Monster Munch and Risky Xxxposure seemed to be actually capable of ...???... they did!

Other FRBs included MLP and Count Roadkill - who both enjoyed the shiggy bits across the river. Most of the rest of the hash were subsequently punished by the secret RA (Shagpile) for aquaphobia (...???...) The trail ran along beside the river (MLP, Monster Munch and Risky X still leading the pack) - with Lady Pee a little way behind. Gorjoyce, Flo and WollaBollox (and the rest of knitting circle) were enjoying a stroll through the countryside.

Monster Munch, still exhibiting far too much energy, led the way up the last hill - only to be caught by the number at the top. After the final climb the pack managed to negotiate the farm without being tramped by stampeding beasts; instead they were subjected to the sight of a lunatic (Scuby doo) taking a quick bath in a horse trough! Donut, our esteemed GM, was evidently so traumatised by this that he led the ...???... few yards) from the final check back towards the pub - where Ward 10 would comfort him with a beer.

Following beer and popcorn (courtesy of Scuby's in-truck microwave) the GM called the cirde. Pongo decided that the hares were worthy of a drink and returnee Good Crack made a suitable hash of an ...???...

ON..ON to Charlton
Private Parts

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