Run No 803

Sunday, 28th January 2007

The Green Man, Eversholt

Hares: John & Dave

HASHERS: 17  APRES: 2  NEWEES: 0  VISITORS: 5  MUTTS: 0

Eversholt is a quiet sleepy village until the H5 crowd arrive. Captain F arrives with a very short cicular route in mind as he had two right-footed boots and was heard appealing for spare boots from Private Parts. Once kitted out the first news from the hares is to look out for new symbology which introduced both the double headed arrow and the fishhook. Once these had been explained the pack including visitors from both MKHHH and SHertsHHH was started by circumnavigating both the church and village pond. The FRBs led by Ringer then took to the track away into the countryside where there was evidence of ponies licking at the freshly laid trail thus sabotaging a falsie. The pack was held at the road whilst latecomers caught up and made an impression when Utter Buttocks was seen cropbusting and Caution Container was one of many seeing the sheep gambling, had they misheard a call as "mutton, mutton"? White Rabbit and Gorjoice brought up the rear after the woodland section of the run led to a spectacular downhill finish. At circle up there were 23 present with the virgin unchristened hare receiving Down Downs both for setting the course and for turning up ten times. Notable down downs were for Shagpile who has ordered Ballet Chicken from the Gispert menu, and Private Parts supping dregs for

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