Run No 796

Sunday 3rd December 2006

George IV, Baldock

Hares: Stallion & Private Parts

HASHERS: 25  APRES: 6  NEWEES: 3  MUTTS: 0


HARES PREVIEW HASH ..

TWO LARGE BORES ON RUN ..

SMIFFO FACES HIS DEMONS ..

DECKCHAIR, SHORTS ..

BIG BLOUSE, CLEAN LEGS

The hares were silent this week - so reflections and an audience survey from Your Scribe

  1. Three newees this week but none of them made it as far as the beer and digital imaging. What's scaring them off? Are we looking better on the website than real life? Are they wanted by the police? Does Big Blouse take his trousers down too often?

  2. Not 20 paces from the circle and the RA tries to hang himself by the testicles from the top bar of a style. What's all that about? Is the job getting to him? Is he running out of targets and trapping hashers into laughing at him? Has he confused "RA" and "Jester"?

  3. The hares know that the HSE have infiltrated the run but they still take Smiffo through a load of bullocks. Do they really think our insurance would cover that? Why weren't they trained to attack him? (the bullocks not the hares)

  4. Fantastic use of water this week: despite the hosepipe ban the route up the hill to Weston and back was dripping in the stuff. So why can't we have this every week? Should shiggy be a pre-requisite of the Pongo nod of approval? And why wasn't Nik-Nak there to be splashed?

  5. Classic run if a little Peckeresque on distance but why don't all hares do their Wordz these days? Is it education, education, education? Should Your Scribe be armed and licensed to kill? Or is there no one out there to read the bloody things anyway?

Answers in an email to count_roadkill@h5hashers.org.uk

On On to Ickleford

CRK