Just what are the essential ingredients of the classic hash?

"The Rolling English Countryside" said Pongo.

"Some rain to keep us fresh" said Ringer

"Loads of heavy shiggy" said Penetrator.

"Crops to bust" said My-Little-Pony

"I want to run. Give me a challenge" said Airscrew

"Longer and harder" said Nik-Nak

"Stiles you can run under" said Wonderwoman [too easy ... Hares]

"Some cunning haring. Perhaps a figure of 8" said Sludge

"A hare who can shout loud enough to stop you mucking up his figure of 8" said Underlay

"A shortcut to miss out the difficult bit" said Shagpile

"An illegal shortcut chance" said hungover Big Blouse

"A tall, handsome Aussie" said Cunning Linguist [sorry ... Hares]

"An easy way to join half way" said Capt Haddock

"A coal fire in the pub" said White Rabbit

"We're taking the first "o" out of your name Count Roadkill" said Super Mini

Put 'em all together add a newie, a returnee and a visitor.

And you have Run 689 of The Hare & Hounds Hash House Harriers.

Well, that was the idea.

On-On.

The Count and Lady Roadkill